Certificate of Warranty

Model: MYTH-01 · Unit Type: Pomsky Cuddle & Chill Companion · Serial: POMSKY-∞-GOOD-VIBES

This unit is warrantied for:

Unlimited chill vibes, replenished daily
A judgment-free hangout zone, guaranteed for the life of the unit
Terrible puns (this is a feature, not a defect)
Emotional support during ranked losses
Free unlimited hangouts — no expiration date, no fine print

Not covered by this warranty:

Rage quits (see Terms, Section "It Happens To Everyone")
Spontaneous 2am existential game nights
Loss of vibes due to it being Monday
Damage caused by taking things too seriously

Terms & conditions

By hanging out with this unit, the User acknowledges that vibes are non-transferable, judgment is strictly prohibited on these premises, and any resemblance to a productive Twitch chat is purely coincidental. This warranty is void if the unit is exposed to negativity, excessive doom-scrolling, or asked to explain the plot of a game they haven't played yet.

VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN, VIBES ARE MISUSED, OR FUN IS HAD RESPONSIBLY

Payment policy

No payment is accepted, required, or expected for continued operation of this unit.

Donations, however, are welcome — in the form of vibes, snacks, and the occasional shoutout.

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Issued with love, from CiGaming to Myth

Site Architect & Professional Vibe Certifier

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